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I Don’t Even Lift T-Shirt

This is the coolest t-shirt I’ve seen all week. I saw it featured in the latest training YouTube video from CT Fletcher, where he trains an 18yo wrestler named Kaz (who rocks the t-shirt in the video below).

 

You can grab it in a variety of styles of course. My personal preference is white text on a black t-shirt.

 

For Men

The regular ‘I Don’t Even Lift’ t-shirt comes in 11 different colors! The green one below is just an example.

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The orange tank top below is just an example as well. There are 8 different colors available for that one.

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And the sleeveless t-shirt is a must, if you live in the woods somewhere and were raised by wolves. It’s so awful it only comes as a medium in black. Not like it matters…  you’re probably color blind from huffing paint thinner and inhaling air duster, if you buy this one.

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For Women

For strong-ass females that pretend like they don’t even lift, because they don’t want to get too bulky, the t-shirt is also available for women. This one comes in 17 different colors. I had no idea that many colors existed. Again, the pink one below is just an example. Is it sexist that I’m posting a pink one for women? Maybe.

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The tank top below for women comes in three different colors (sky blue as pictured below, black and white). The white one actually looks kind of cool, even though the text on it is also white. I didn’t think they could pull that off. It’s all subtle and shit. And yes, the sky blue one below is just an example. I know you were wondering about that!

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I’m a t-shirt salesman now. That’s probably a good thing, because I don’t even lift.

Gym T-Shirts

Here are some t-shirts you could consider wearing to the gym. A few of them are awesome in a stupid way and the rest are just badass all around.

 

DYEL? (abbreviation for Do You Even Lift?) T-Shirt

This one is a true classic in the lifting community. It’s kind of douchebaggy, but not really… I think anyone can rock this one.

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Punisher T-Shirt

I personally own one of these. I usually wear it when it’s time to set a new personal record in the gym and celebrate the funeral of the old one.

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Under Armour T-Shirts

Rather than wearing a regular cotton t-shirt, the UA Heat Gear t-shirts will keep you a little cooler when  you’re sweating a ton. I don’t think the difference is that huge, but it’s still a little noticable. They’re pretty thin, durable and comfortable t-shirts. These are what I wear to the gym most days.

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Superman T-Shirt

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Batman T-Shirt

I’m Batman.

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Camo Muscle Tee

If you don’t own one of these bad boys, you probably don’t even lift, bro. Bro… do you even lift, bro?

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Eat. Sleep. Lift. T-Shirt

If these three things are most important to you, then you obviously need a t-shirt that says so!

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Wife Beaters

The ultimate scumbag shirt. You may know them as tanks or A-shirts, but they’re still wife beaters to me. The ones from Dockers shown below have awesome reviews. Sun’s out, guns out!

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Or maybe you want some black and grey wife beaters?

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V Neck T-Shirts

Let me set the scene for you: You’re Vin Diesel in one of the numerous Fast & Furious movies. You wear a V neck t-shirt because you’re a badass and you even lift.

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Obviously there are more options, but those should get you started! Now go kill some weights at the gym.

You Lift, Bro? Stop Lion to Yourself, Bro

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Lettuce bee cereal. Do you even lift?

Do You Even Lift? Video Prank

Vitaly from VITALYZDTV is probably my favorite YouTube prankster. He recently did some funny lifting related prank videos.

 

“Do You Even Lift?” prank video:

 

“Do You Even Lift?” (Gym Edition) prank video:

 

“Do You Even Squat?” (Ladies Edition) prank video:

 

He’s a wild and crazy guy, that Vitaly.